Enocia Joseph: Let's Hear It for all Blondes!!    
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8 Mar 2007 @ 15:24, by Enocia Joseph

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A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff----grass; yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. WHY do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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8 Mar 2007 @ 18:35 by a-d : "I love all Blondes,
regardless of color " (; Brunettes, blackhaired, blondes, Readheads) I've had several guys tell me, a Black-haired!... : ) but what was required of ALL theses Gals was: "to just be cute, and not think". One guys once -in all seriousness and SINCERITY once said: "..... you would be soooo cute, A-d, if it wasn't for your mind"; meaning ability to think. : )

Hahahahah.... we've all (gals ) met these guys, haven't we? ; )  

9 Mar 2007 @ 10:12 by vector8 : Be cute and not think
You know what, Astrid, maybe guys do have a point. I find thinking gets one into a lot of trouble. I'm a darkhaired air-head, me. :)  

9 Mar 2007 @ 16:46 by freo7 : I LOVE THIS!!& I know my Shit!!
I AM a blond!! Do you both know how to spot the blond's cubicle in a large company office? Her's is the computer screen all covered with white out.
Brenda and the star goddesses: http://www.care2.com/c2c/group/firethegrid
*I hired help... we are all light headed. LOL  

16 Mar 2007 @ 21:05 by b : Enocia

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