Enocia Joseph - Category: Stories    
 Communication0 comments
category picture9 Mar 2007 @ 10:16
A friend shared this about the use of the English language.


A friend who traveled in India years ago told me these two, that she claims she personally witnessed:

A man expressing gratitude to her:

"I thank you from the very heart of my bottom!"

And on a plane once, the female flight attendant finally answered the call button of the now frustrated Indian man sitting near her:

"Madam, I have been fingering you for over an hour and still you do not come!"

 Let's Hear It for all Blondes!!4 comments
category picture8 Mar 2007 @ 15:24
Received the following by email.


A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff----grass; yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. WHY do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"  More >

 For anyone who needs any help to apply for leave or a job...0 comments
category picture8 Mar 2007 @ 14:50
Isn't it lovely how so many people speak the same language? Or not?

Love EJ :-)

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