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 Selected Words of Wisdom by Homer Simpson8 comments
category picture28 Jul 2006 @ 11:05
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
-- Homer Simpson

You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity.
-- Homer Simpson, telling what religion the family belongs to

You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, Homer's attitude to God  More >