|As if the Sea should part: Random Surrealism Generator|
13 comments10 Mar 2005 @ 13:03 by swan : Oh Yes,
Don't you just love it when you visualise starting pistols and your cone gets possessed?
10 Mar 2005 @ 17:37 by tlingel : Ah well, you know what they say
To cast "turning into a newt" spells at a spinning top, or not to cast "turning into a newt" spells at a spinning top, that is the question!
10 Mar 2005 @ 17:52 by ida : lol
I'm a sparkly time warp, you know.
12 Mar 2005 @ 14:55 by swan : Ida and Tlingel,
I would reconsider if I were you, because a stick in the yoghurt pot is worth two in the cream cake.
12 Mar 2005 @ 19:35 by ida : Oh, c'mon, now...
Would you like a buxom sausage?
12 Mar 2005 @ 19:35 by ida : I am sorry, but
I must smarm up to my goofball
Don't get into bed with UHT milk cartons - duel with reanimated harps!
12 Mar 2005 @ 19:45 by tlingel : Bubbly banshees!
Thousands of them! All of them Lego!
12 Mar 2005 @ 20:00 by tlingel :
And Fred Flintstone said, "Let there be a jester's cap", and there was a jester's cap. And Fred Flintstone saw that the jester's cap was sniffling, and Fred Flintstone separated the jester's cap from the wizard's hat.
14 Mar 2005 @ 00:38 by swan : My Dear Unicorn,
I may have the lifeform of a plastic and Y2K-compliant boyfriend, but I have the camera and pear drop of a starting pistol.
14 Mar 2005 @ 00:39 by swan : And if you really must know,
Newspapers of the world - act provocatively toward rings and behead birthday cakes!
14 Mar 2005 @ 00:40 by swan : Ooh,
I could entrap a pear drop!
20 Mar 2005 @ 00:00 by swan : To welcome in Spring,
Shover Robot said you might dance the lambada with me..
5 Nov 2006 @ 04:59 by Surrealism @188.8.131.52 : Symbolism
I've seen this random surrealism generator everywhere! geeze..
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