The Night Queen: It has been a long time    
 It has been a long time
18 Sep 2004 @ 22:53, by Kay Simmons

Much has happened while I have been gone. Wayne has been very ill for some time now. But I am happy to say that he is now on the mend. He is on a lecture tour in Montreal speaking to Grad Students at the University about new modes of construction, city planning. Permaculture and the like.

We move to Patagonia Arizona last year and love it here. Quiet and Peaceful.

Looks like I need to clean up the news log a bit and answer some of your replies.

For now I will post this bit of jokes so i can update and get back in the loop.

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Michigan Police Stories:

good

A Michigan policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Troy, MI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Michigan State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball."

He replied, "Michigan State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy Crap...what a ride!" Amen


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