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 From The Founding Boys: Trimonopan, the brandnew super-religion14 comments
picture14 Jul 2010 @ 14:52
(Preamble) 

We the People  of the Galaxies, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure intergalactic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Warfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to Ourselves, our Ancestors, and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Religions of the Galaxies.

Article I
Section 1
No legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested to any Congress in whichever parts of the Galaxies.

Section 2
1:  No one shall ever speak in the name of any Gxd, any Master, Ascended or Not, spirit, or any other person or unperson. Let these guys talk for themselves, dammit!

2: The headquarters of the United Religions shall be located in the city of the Holy Rock in Brazil, in the state of the Holy Paul.

3: These, the United Religions, shall be known as TRIMONOPAN, ending once and for all the endless war amongst the people of the Galaxies whether Gxd is one, many, a duality, a trinity, or simply everything.

4: Its founding day, July 14th, shall be only holyday in all the Galaxies, replacing, 4th of July and other odditities.

Section 3

1. There shall be only two actions required for joining the Universal Religions of TRIMONOPAN: a) contemplating Gxd as local/personal ("MONO") AND AS non-local/infinite ("PAN") AT THE SAME TIME, and b) contemplating what is IN BETWEEN the ONE and the MANY ("TRI")

2. Whoever says anything else shall be automatically excommunicated.

Section 4:
(Recommendation to the now superfluos antic religions:
1. Make "every holy city", a religious venue. Like a theme park, where everyone who goes there is a visitor, and can never take up residence and claim it as thier own. You know, like our national forests, you can only camp there, for a few days only, with a permit, or in designated areas for up to 7 days!  


Signatures on file at the local county clerk:
Mr. Kaabamax, Frater Otto, Solomoreno, Bushman, and all the other Founding Boys
mx f8, S/M, xxx, et alii
The City of the Holy Rock, this Wednesday July 14th, in the year of the MegaLord 2010  More >